{"id":236,"date":"2010-01-20T22:47:20","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T11:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/?p=236"},"modified":"2010-02-16T18:57:07","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T07:57:07","slug":"the-perfect-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Man (a Poem)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>20 January, 2010<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Perfect man, your sunshine ray<br \/>\nWill always love you all the way<br \/>\nMorning coffee on a tray<br \/>\nWhilst in bed you will stay<\/p>\n<p>Bunch of flowers every day<br \/>\nWalks at dusk on shores of bay<br \/>\nConcerts, movies or a play<br \/>\nFor your shopping, sure he pays<\/p>\n<p>Changes his undies every day<br \/>\nCooks your meals without a say<br \/>\nOnly food they call gourmet<br \/>\nNot that rubbish take-away<\/p>\n<p>He does the dishes without delay<br \/>\nAnd the laundry to your dismay<br \/>\nIrons his shirts that\u2019s a pray<br \/>\nAnything you say, he obeys<\/p>\n<p>Even your mother says \u201che is OK\u201d<br \/>\nAnd he doesn\u2019t mind if she stays<br \/>\nOh my darling, if I may,<br \/>\nYour perfect man is \u2026 gay!<\/p>\n<p>(If You are a Yiddisher meidaleh<br \/>\nThis is really a big Oy Vei)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Copyrights Jacob Klamer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Perfect man, your sunshine ray<br \/>\nWill always love you all the way<br \/>\nMorning coffee on a tray<br \/>\nWhilst in bed you will stay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[182,137,136],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-fun-stuff","tag-perfer-man","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobklamer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}